Friends 118 玩扑克 The One With All The Poker

罗斯为瑞秋倾倒。

马塞尔总是播放人猿泰山的音乐，罗斯关掉后还生气的摔门。

瑞秋腻烦了当女侍应，送出许多简历应聘，但大部分公司都否了，她在第五大道上(首屈一指的)Saks Fifth Avenue百货公司得到面试机会。瑞秋面试完感觉很不错。

男人们玩扑克牌，三个女人也想加入，男人们犹豫着答应了。女孩们输得很惨。

莫妮卡找来救兵，五岁即开始玩牌的艾瑞丝舅妈，来教自己和菲比跟瑞秋，牌技大涨。六人第二次打牌，然而女生还是输了。莫妮卡非常不服气，约定第三次对决。

第三局，女人们败势已显；雪上加霜的是，瑞秋接到面试失败的消息，因此玩命的玩牌；她将罗斯逼到很高的赌注，并偷偷让Rachel赢了。

本集精彩台词：

Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.

Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Uh... yeah, why?
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
Ross: I don't know.
Chandler: Is this still about her whole, "The Flintstones could've really happened" thing?

Chandler: Could you want her more?
Ross: Who?
Chandler: Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening.

Joey: There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, all right?
Ross: Oh, guys, you should've seen him. "Read 'em and weep."
Chandler: And then he did.

Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: Okay, I just need two. The, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.
Ross: No, uh, Phoebs? You can't... you can't do...
Rachel: Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here, you want it?
Ross: No, no. Uh, no, see, uh, you... you can't do that.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Rachel: Settle what?
Chandler: The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...

Rachel: So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Phoebe: Ha. Ha, ha.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

Rachel: Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Rachel: Sak's Fifth Avenue!
Monica: Oh, Rachel!
Phoebe: Oh, it's like the mothership is calling you home!

Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok, the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

Phoebe: All right, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: That's all right, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen.
Rachel: Mm-hmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves... forever.
Rachel: Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? "Joker" is "poker" with a "J." Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's... that's "joincidence" with a "C!"

Joey: Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

Ross: So, what'd you have?
Rachel: I'm not telling.
Ross: Come on, show them to me.
Rachel: No..!
Ross: Show them to me!
Rachel: Get your hands out of there! No!
Ross: Let me see! Show them!
Chandler: Y'know, I've had dates like this.

Rachel: Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.

Rachel: I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.
Phoebe: ...teen!
Ross: Joey, I'm a little shy.
Joey: That's okay, Ross, you can ask me. What?

Chandler: Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!
Rachel: Oh, time's up.
Monica: Bye... bye... birdie!
Joey: Oh!
Phoebe: That's a bird?
Phoebe: That's a bird!