Friends 116 双胞胎两部曲之一 The One With Two Parts，part 1
Joey和Chandler在一家餐厅遇到Phoebe的双胞胎姐姐Ursula，她在那里工作。Joey很喜欢Ursula，问过Phoebe，Phoebe口是心非表示同意，于是Joey开始和Ursula约会，令Phoebe非常难过。四人询问原因，Phoebe坦诚Ursula在小时候经常欺负她，抢她的东西和朋友，她害怕失去Joey。钱德和乔伊碰到了菲比的孪生姐姐乌苏拉；乔伊和她约会，这可惹恼了和姐姐关系僵持的菲比。
Chandler的公司年度业绩表现不好，需要开除部分员工，其中包括美女下属Nina。Chandler无法对Nina开口，说出口变成约会邀请。上司询问Nina没有离职的原因，Chandler谎称她有精神问题，被Nina识破报复。
钱德为公司里一名雇员所吸引，却受命要解雇她，他实在下不了手，于是开始约会她，并告诉每个人说，她精神状态极度失衡，如果解雇她后果将不堪设想；她注意到人们态度异样，钱德不得不摊牌。
Ross跟Carol和Susan一起参加无痛分娩课程，场面一度十分尴尬。一次课上Carol因故缺席，Ross和Susan抛硬币决定角色扮演，结果Ross扮演孕妈。罗斯和卡萝及苏珊一起参加助产课程；卡萝对分娩心怀恐惧；罗斯意识到自己将升级为人父。
Ross的猴子Marcel很不听话。罗斯管教不了他的猴子马赛尔，马赛尔把莫妮卡的电视调到西班牙模式，谁也不知道怎么能调回来。
Monica让Rachel取下圣诞挂灯，但Rachel总是忘记，终于记得去取的时候不小心摔下阳台。瑞秋终于去取圣诞灯饰，但不慎从阳台跌下，在海先生家窗外悬着。
本集恋情：
Joe4-Ursula
Chan3-Nina
本集精彩台词：
Ross: Oh! Pheebs, I'm sorry, but I've got to go. I've got Lamaze class.
Chandler: Oh, and I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in gym.
Chandler: I was just going over your data here, and--little thing--you've been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Nina: Which is bad because...?
Chandler: Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.
Nina: Your... excuse me?
Chandler: WENUS. Weekly Estimated Net Usage...
Nina: Oh... ...Net Usage Statistics. Right, gotcha. It won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your...WENUS.
Rachel: Oh, cool. "Urkel" in Spanish, is "Urkel".
Joey: Pheebs? You think it would be ok if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why?
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
Chandler: Mr. D, how's it going, sir?
Mr. Douglas: It's been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
Chandler: And?
Mr. Douglas: It's pretty ugly. We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Rachel: Are you seeing her again tonight?
Joey: Yep--Ice Capades.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Carol, honey? Shh, everything's gonna be all right.
Carol: What do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Nina: For the past couple of days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Chandler: Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because they're, uh, jealous of us.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.
