Friends 110 猴子 The One With the Monkey

罗斯收养一只叫马赛尔的猴子，从朋友那里得到的，从实验室里解救的，但马赛尔总是捣乱，相处并不容易。

Phoebe在Central Perk弹唱，对一直窃窃私语的二人表达不满，没想到其中一个人David当场告白，Phoebe欣然接受。两人关系发展顺利，Phoebe和David很快陷入热恋，可他接到科研基金，需要赴明斯克工作三年，可是David为她放弃了去明斯克的机会，让朋友Max十分不满。

六人达成协议，在迎接新年的派对上不带伴侣。

但Phoebe决定带上David，

Chandler也约了Janice。

于是Monica约了前男友Fun Bobby，

Joey也约了在圣诞时扮演小精灵认识的单身辣妈Sandy，

而Paolo也会从罗马回来。

新年派对当日，Paolo延误航班来不了，Rachel在机场还被疯女人暴打。

Fun Bobby亲人去世十分伤心，完全不fun。

Chandler坦言并不是想和Janice复合，对方因此愤然离开。

Sandy带着儿女过来，Joey没法和她亲热，后来她跟Max搞到一起。

Phoebe劝说David不要为她留下来，二人分手。

Ross 无人约会，带了猴子马塞尔来聚会。

于是六人兜兜转转一圈，最后还都是独自度过新年。零点，Chandler找不到人亲亲，Joey猛然亲了上去。

本集约会：

Phee2-David

Joe2-Sandy

Mon4-Bobby

本集精彩台词：

Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?

Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

Ross: Oh, well... I, uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...
Susan: Come in.
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class and I have to get it back to the museum.
Susan: What's it look like?
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you... you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.

Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything.
Ross: Really?
Phoebe: I can show you. Okay, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Chandler: I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.

Chandler: Yeah, it's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.

Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Phoebe: Almost never!

Ross: And everyone's telling me, 'you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major.' So, on a dare, I pick paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because--let's face it--you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.

Phoebe: Oh, you guys have to make a wish.
Monica: Make a wish?
Phoebe: Come on, you know: Thanksgiving. Oh! You got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?
Joey: The bigger half.

Chandler: Alright, I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned; but for me this has been really great, you know... I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, if you guys had been with your family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.