Friends 108 娜娜死了两回 The One Where Nana Dies Twice
钱德勒的同事想给他介绍男友，令他十分惊讶，与五人吐槽后才得知三个女生第一眼都觉得他是gay，钱德勒发现他给人们的第一印象通常是同性恋，因而困扰不已，试图找出原因。
Monica和Ross的外婆到了弥留之际，二人去医院送最后一程，没想到护士宣布死亡之后外婆其实还活着，又过了一会才去世。罗斯和莫妮卡的祖母死了……两次。Phoebe相信人死后并非真正离去，Joey表示完全不信。
Geller爸对Monica提出自己生后想要海葬。Ross跟Geller妈和姨妈一起挑选外婆下葬时穿的衣服，有些感怀。又在葬礼上不小心掉进墓坑里，吃了Geller妈给的药有些上头。Geller妈对Monica坦白自己一生都在被外婆挑剔，Monica试图指出Geller妈同样对自己挑剔。Joey在葬礼上看足球比赛直播。
在葬礼上，乔伊通过一台便携式电视观看球赛； 罗斯失足掉进了一个坟坑，伤到背部。
莫妮卡难以应付母亲的挑剔。
本集精彩台词：
Rachel: Well, I mean, when I first met you, ya know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Monica: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Joey: Not me.
Ross: No no, me neither. Although, uh, ya know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I...I kinda wanted to go out with her too. So I, uh, told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman, who, uh... who also liked her, so...
Monica: Okay, I...I don't know. You... you just... you have a quality.
Everyone: Yeah. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality! Good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
Ross: So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Ross: You know how, uh, the nurse said that... that Nana had... had passed? Well, she's not... quite....
Mrs. Geller: What?
Ross: She's not past... she's present, she's back.
Chandler: I just have to know, okay? Is it my hair?
Rachel: Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Phoebe: No, I mean maybe no one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know? Oh! And Debbie--my best friend from junior high--got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, ya know? I miss her.
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define 'fun.'
Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
Monica: ...And then we'll throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says, 'Jack Geller: so predictable.' Maybe after I'm gone they'll say, 'Buried at sea! Huh!'
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.
Monica: So mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up? ...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Ross: I feel great. I feel... great. I fleel great.
Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two... woooo! I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister, I love Pheebs...
Phoebe: Oh! That's so nice.
Ross: Hey Chandler!
Chandler: Hey.
Ross: I love you, man. And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
Andrea (to her friend): You were right!
Chandler: So you don't think I have a... a quality?
Lowell: Speaking for my people, I'd have to say... no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll... he is.
Chandler: He is?
Lowell: Yep, and way out of your league.
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. [Brian enters behind Chandler.] If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. [Chandler sees him.] Hey, Brian.
